Q: Why did modern man evolve in Africa?
A: Because it was too cold to evolve in Wisconsin. It's freezing here. With his primitive, reptilian forebrain, early man did not have the higher thought processing to stitch together warm clothing, much less build adequate shelter in a terrain lacking in caves (which Wisconsin has few of, I believe). And fire? Forget about it! Early man had no fucking clue about how to build a good fire, much less start it. And he probably would have ended up burning his house down anyway, if he had even known how to construct a wooden habitation.
Also, there are no indigenous pre-hominid organisms here from which early man could have evolved! We don't have any primates, just some deer and bunnies and woodchucks and the odd occasional bear ...
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